Things you would like to say out loud at work!

Hello Peeps ,

7 days in to the new year and I thought of making you all smile... now I know that most people dont have the guts to follow through on certain things as it can be seen as not PC - Politically correct....... however for those that know me I am not one of those people!

So with that in mind I found this list below that I know some people would like to say... but wouldnt, so I am daring you all to say at least one if you can, and tell me if it doesnt feel good saying it .......

They are hilarious ! I know that I will be using a few if them this year.....

■I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

■I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
■How about never? Is never good for you?
■I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
■I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
■I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
■I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
■I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
■It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
■Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
■I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
■You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
■I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
■I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
■I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
■Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
■The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
■Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
■What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
■I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
■It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
■Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
■And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
■Do I look like a people person?
■This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
■I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
■Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
■If I throw a stick, will you leave?
■Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
■Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
■I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
■A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
■Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
■Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
■Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
■Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
■How do I set a laser printer to stun?
■I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a salary.
■Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
■Oh I get it... like humour... but different

Until da next Tyme !