Daily Zen moments!

Hi All,

Do you ever see a statement, saying or wording that just seems applicable to whatever you are experiencing at that time ... be it in your daily routine , day or life.

Well I  wanted to share a few with you ..... I will be definetly adopting a few and chanting to myself!


■Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me the hell alone.
■It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it
■Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
■Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
■No one is listening until you fart.
■Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
■If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
■If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
■Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
■Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
■Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
■Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
■Eat a live toad first thing in the morning, and nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the day!
■The most wasted day of all is one in which we have not laughed.

Until da next Tyme !